Fun Diet Quotes
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Here are a few fun diet quotes that I wanted to share with you. While losing weight it’s important to keep your sense of humor.
Fun Diet Quotes by favorite characters …
How long does getting thin take?
Winnie the Pooh
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Jim Davis
Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis - Garfield
Seconds count - especially when dieting
Jim Davis
More fun diet quotes …
I’m not overweight. I’m just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters
The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.
Peggy Ryan
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
English Proverb
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
Cicero, Rhetoricorum LV
To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.
Proverb
Fun diet quotes with unknown authors …
(Please let me know if you know who the author is.)
I’m in shape. Round is a shape… isn’t it?
Author Unknown
We’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.
Author Unknown
Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket.
Author Unknown
Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.
Author Unknown
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Author Unknown
I am a nutritional overachiever.
Author Unknown
I’m on a seafood diet … I see food and I eat it.
Author Unknown
A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.
Author Unknown
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.
Author Unknown
You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.
Author Unknown
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
Author Unknown
I keep trying to lose weight… but it keeps finding me
Author Unknown
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
Author Unknown
I hope that you realize that even though the quotes are fun and cute that they also hold some valuable motivational value (and truth) in them.
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